Lionrage
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Ginger Cloud Gayzer
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Post by Lionrage on May 17, 2017 6:48:41 GMT
This a whole lot. I mean, aside from a little dialogue and some hand-holding, it almost is the romance scene. I played as Sara romancing Vetra and when I came to that part, it felt a bit like the game was sulking and pointing at Jaal, like: "Look what you could have had! This was the main romance we had designated for Sara, don't you see, what are you doing?". And it's the same scene with Scott, only Scott never has the option, but he doesn't get a definite "no" either. Just stupid. I'm way too old and acquainted with corporate nonsense to believe that bi!Jaal will actually be patched in... and yet here I am secretly still holding out hope that bi!Jaal will be patched in because it really just seems like restoring something that should always have been there in the first place. That's... kinda weird. I guess this makes Jaal Andromeda's Liara (or is that Peebee? ). Annoying that that's probably the closest thing we're gonna get to bi Jaal, and that anyone who doesn't want to romance him still gets romantic vibes But I'll wait for June before fully resigning myself, cos I just never learn What does Jaal show Ryder anyway? It looks like a star map of some kind. Yeah he shows him a star map with the fastests routes to all the gayliens in the cluster. Unfortunately the map is out of date. 😭
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Post by pessimistpanda on May 17, 2017 6:49:56 GMT
That's... kinda weird. I guess this makes Jaal Andromeda's Liara (or is that Peebee? ). Annoying that that's probably the closest thing we're gonna get to bi Jaal, and that anyone who doesn't want to romance him still gets romantic vibes But I'll wait for June before fully resigning myself, cos I just never learn What does Jaal show Ryder anyway? It looks like a star map of some kind. Yeah he shows him a star map with the fastests routes to all the gayliens in the cluster. Unfortunately the map is out of date. 😭 All the gayliens were killed by the scourge. It targets gay.
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Blue-Slates
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Jaal's sweat towel
God DAMN these gay space thoughts....
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Post by Blue-Slates on May 17, 2017 6:57:10 GMT
That's... kinda weird. I guess this makes Jaal Andromeda's Liara (or is that Peebee? ). Annoying that that's probably the closest thing we're gonna get to bi Jaal, and that anyone who doesn't want to romance him still gets romantic vibes But I'll wait for June before fully resigning myself, cos I just never learn What does Jaal show Ryder anyway? It looks like a star map of some kind. Yeah he shows him a star map with the fastests routes to all the gayliens in the cluster. Unfortunately the map is out of date. 😭 Godammit! At least he tried to help Ryder out, he's a real good *clenches fist* friend
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obiwancomeblowme
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Jaal's Lollipop
I am no Jedi.
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 17, 2017 8:18:44 GMT
I take Jaal with me everywhere, except Kadara and Elaadan because he hates those planets. It is lonely, and I seriously forget I have Cora and Liam 99% of the time. I only care about aliens, finding alien artifacts and tech, smooching aliens, killing bad aliens, getting the mail for aliens, etc.
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Post by Lee on May 17, 2017 8:42:49 GMT
I need Jaal to gay bang me before I give up on Andromeda completely.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2017 15:52:07 GMT
Is there still no footage of the modded Jaal x Scott sex scene
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firmicute
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them please, if you can be bothered :3
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Post by firmicute on May 17, 2017 16:05:03 GMT
I know people will say it would open up pandora's box of everything be called to be bi, but it's the only fair way to fix the romance imbalance-so it should happen and BioWare should just have to take the bullet for whatever backlash they get. They are the ones that fucked us over after all. yeah, Bioware created this mess, so they need to deal with it. Jaal can never reject Scott, so I don't see why he couldn't be bi. His romance is cute, not my favorite, but I know a lot of guys would love it. Who doesn't want to be admired by their lover? yeah, guys deserve sappy shit too.. have big problem replaying romances with other charas, I always fear like a cheater, but i think I will make a sara thats like, super femme so that my mental disconnect is just big enough so I can have a spiky girlfriend.. But scott is so gay and I .. idk I never really liked Gil that much, so scott needs the Jaal asap. To fix that jaal shape hoe in his heart.. and that other one, too.
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firmicute
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them please, if you can be bothered :3
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Post by firmicute on May 17, 2017 16:12:07 GMT
Yeah, I agree. FunYuns BigglesWorth. How did you know my porn name? you are a cruel man.. I'm not eating spicy ramen again and read your posts.. I got some into my nose
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Post by Sir Drell on May 17, 2017 16:20:05 GMT
How did you know my porn name? you are a cruel man.. I'm not eating spicy ramen again and read your posts.. I got some into my nose Mmmmmm, spicy ramen, now I'm really hungry. Thanks. Also welcome to our version of the Jaal thread, it's just salt, it's all salt.
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Post by Davrin's boobs on May 17, 2017 16:43:05 GMT
I cant believe that I've only posted just one time here, what kind of Jaal trash I am? About bi Jaal, whooooo knooows!!! I only know that I'm still using #makeJaalBi every time I have a snark to the devs, cause I hate them all ( ಠ◡ಠ ) I take Jaal with me everywhere, except Kadara and Elaadan because he hates those planets. It is lonely, and I seriously forget I have Cora and Liam 99% of the time. I only care about aliens, finding alien artifacts and tech, smooching aliens, killing bad aliens, getting the mail for aliens, etc. When I have the game for 5€ I think I wont be able to do that cause it's-just-too-painful just doing one canon Sara/Vetra romance playthrough with Cora as regular companion and forget about MEA.
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Post by toomanyclouds on May 17, 2017 17:50:27 GMT
I still remember very clearly that the first time I was working myself up to the realisation that BiJaal may have been cut because ME is a shooter and shooters are marketed towards a more conservative/imagined "manly" audience, the response I got from another user was: "Yeah, that's probably true. We don't know what Bioware's marketing strategy is, we should be understanding." Agrhgfjggsjjgjhs. Guys, the lack of understanding for the Bioware writers and EA business majors is concerning me here. Don't you have any compassion for their desire to cater to an audience of homophobic dudebros (that probably doesn't even really exist the way the market researchers seem to imagine it)? Don't you have a heart? Btw, any ETA for the next patch yet? I want to know whether I can completely bury my hopes anytime soon.
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obiwancomeblowme
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Jaal's Lollipop
I am no Jedi.
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 17, 2017 17:59:49 GMT
I still remember very clearly that the first time I was working myself up to the realisation that BiJaal may have been cut because ME is a shooter and shooters are marketed towards a more conservative/imagined "manly" audience, the response I got from another user was: "Yeah, that's probably true. We don't know what Bioware's marketing strategy is, we should be understanding." Agrhgfjggsjjgjhs. Guys, the lack of understanding for the Bioware writers and EA business majors is concerning me here. Don't you have any compassion for their desire to cater to an audience of homophobic dudebros (that probably doesn't even really exist the way the market researchers seem to imagine it)? Don't you have a heart? Btw, any ETA for the next patch yet? I want to know whether I can completely bury my hopes anytime soon. All I've seen is that they're working tirelessly on deluxe edition outfit workaround for those in mid-month. Only thing they've tweeted besides "youll get it when it's done."
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Post by Lee on May 17, 2017 20:11:25 GMT
How did you know my porn name? you are a cruel man.. I'm not eating spicy ramen again and read your posts.. I got some into my nose (rofl) I'm actually quite nice once you get to know me.
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firmicute
The Beastmaster
them please, if you can be bothered :3
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Post by firmicute on May 17, 2017 22:22:11 GMT
I still remember very clearly that the first time I was working myself up to the realisation that BiJaal may have been cut because ME is a shooter and shooters are marketed towards a more conservative/imagined "manly" audience, the response I got from another user was: "Yeah, that's probably true. We don't know what Bioware's marketing strategy is, we should be understanding." Agrhgfjggsjjgjhs. Guys, the lack of understanding for the Bioware writers and EA business majors is concerning me here. Don't you have any compassion for their desire to cater to an audience of homophobic dudebros (that probably doesn't even really exist the way the market researchers seem to imagine it)? Don't you have a heart? Btw, any ETA for the next patch yet? I want to know whether I can completely bury my hopes anytime soon. All I've seen is that they're working tirelessly on deluxe edition outfit workaround for those in mid-month. Only thing they've tweeted besides "youll get it when it's done." All I've seen is that they're working tirelessly on ANNOYINGLY SEXIST deluxe edition outfit workaround for those in mid-month. Only thing they've tweeted besides "you'll get it when it's done." Srsly i had to violently hold my eyes from rolling out of my sockets when I saw that sara's little thing is too small so she gets mayor sideboob.. because in future, training clothing is always too small. and its not even sexy in my opinion, but I'm not really into the whole sporty look.. Either full femme or just weird like me, but I never really got this thing for sportwear.. so maybe I just don't have any taste, who knows..
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Post by Lee on May 17, 2017 22:31:40 GMT
All I've seen is that they're working tirelessly on deluxe edition outfit workaround for those in mid-month. Only thing they've tweeted besides "youll get it when it's done." All I've seen is that they're working tirelessly on ANNOYINGLY SEXIST deluxe edition outfit workaround for those in mid-month. Only thing they've tweeted besides "you'll get it when it's done." Srsly i had to violently hold my eyes from rolling out of my sockets when I saw that sara's little thing is too small so she gets mayor sideboob.. because in future, training clothing is always too small. and its not even sexy in my opinion, but I'm not really into the whole sporty look.. Either full femme or just weird like me, but I never really got this thing for sportwear.. so maybe I just don't have any taste, who knows.. the blasto outfits are hideous for both genders. I have no clue why they thought those would be perfect for romantic encounters either for that matter.
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obiwancomeblowme
The Beastmaster
Jaal's Lollipop
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 17, 2017 22:39:17 GMT
All I've seen is that they're working tirelessly on ANNOYINGLY SEXIST deluxe edition outfit workaround for those in mid-month. Only thing they've tweeted besides "you'll get it when it's done." Srsly i had to violently hold my eyes from rolling out of my sockets when I saw that sara's little thing is too small so she gets mayor sideboob.. because in future, training clothing is always too small. and its not even sexy in my opinion, but I'm not really into the whole sporty look.. Either full femme or just weird like me, but I never really got this thing for sportwear.. so maybe I just don't have any taste, who knows.. the blasto outfits are hideous for both genders. I have no clue why they thought those would be perfect for romantic encounters either for that matter. They cleared that up. We are getting two outfits for deluxe players. One is this sport one and the OTHER is the romance outfit. I don't have the tweet, but this outfit is not the intended romance one.
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Post by Aurora'Harel on May 17, 2017 22:41:51 GMT
the blasto outfits are hideous for both genders. I have no clue why they thought those would be perfect for romantic encounters either for that matter. They cleared that up. We are getting two outfits for deluxe players. One is this sport one and the OTHER is the romance outfit. I don't have the tweet, but this outfit is not the intended romance one. interesting. I did not know that. I hope the other one is better.
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Post by Lee on May 17, 2017 22:45:13 GMT
the blasto outfits are hideous for both genders. I have no clue why they thought those would be perfect for romantic encounters either for that matter. They cleared that up. We are getting two outfits for deluxe players. One is this sport one and the OTHER is the romance outfit. I don't have the tweet, but this outfit is not the intended romance one. Oh that's actually good to hear, but they better make the scott outfit as nice as the Sara one this time around.
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obiwancomeblowme
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Jaal's Lollipop
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 17, 2017 23:35:51 GMT
Sadly, no ETA on that second outfit though.
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Post by JewlieGhoulie on May 18, 2017 0:02:57 GMT
They cleared that up. We are getting two outfits for deluxe players. One is this sport one and the OTHER is the romance outfit. I don't have the tweet, but this outfit is not the intended romance one. interesting. I did not know that. I hope the other one is better. Oh thank godLUL Blasto clothes are .. not my ideal romance outfit lul
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