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Post by Lee on May 28, 2017 6:23:53 GMT
you spoil me! I'm okay with that.
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 28, 2017 20:24:53 GMT
Frodo and Sam, Bilbo and Thorin, Merry and Pippin, Legolas and Gimli...
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Post by gimolas on May 28, 2017 20:28:09 GMT
Frodo and Sam, Bilbo and Thorin, Merry and Pippin, Legolas and Gimli... So i know it's an issue that LotR has very few women, but the high concentration of men does turn it into a gay slash dream.
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 28, 2017 20:37:46 GMT
Frodo and Sam, Bilbo and Thorin, Merry and Pippin, Legolas and Gimli... So i know it's an issue that LotR has very few women, but the high concentration of men does turn it into a gay slash dream. I think it was the OC show that once had a scene where the two main girls were waiting for their boyfriends to get done watching "a movie about gay guys on a mountain," and the one girl asked, "Brokeback Mountain?" while it was actually Lord of the Rings.
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Post by Lee on May 28, 2017 20:56:35 GMT
Merry and Pippin are super gay. I almost forgot about that love story! I ship it!!!!!
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 28, 2017 21:09:12 GMT
Merry and Pippin are super gay. I almost forgot about that love story! I ship it!!!!! If I was a Hobbit, I'd never leave the Shire. I get that these two just loved Gondor and Aragorn so much that they wanted to be buried next to him, but... the Shire! Hobbit holes! Parties all the time! Ugh, gimme.
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Post by Lee on May 28, 2017 21:56:12 GMT
Merry and Pippin are super gay. I almost forgot about that love story! I ship it!!!!! If I was a Hobbit, I'd never leave the Shire. I get that these two just loved Gondor and Aragorn so much that they wanted to be buried next to him, but... the Shire! Hobbit holes! Parties all the time! Ugh, gimme. I mean lets be real, all the way down to my hairy feet-I am a hobbit-I just happen to be 6 foot 3. I still feel like I'm a hobbit where it counts though. I just want to sit around eating all day and having parties occasionally-but never letting my guests out stay their welcome.
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 28, 2017 22:37:35 GMT
If I was a Hobbit, I'd never leave the Shire. I get that these two just loved Gondor and Aragorn so much that they wanted to be buried next to him, but... the Shire! Hobbit holes! Parties all the time! Ugh, gimme. I mean lets be real, all the way down to my hairy feet-I am a hobbit-I just happen to be 6 foot 3. I still feel like I'm a hobbit where it counts though. I just want to sit around eating all day and having parties occasionally-but never letting my guests out stay their welcome. I am 5'8" so I'm a little closer but clearly not a true Hobbit. I have some hooman blood in me. Yuck. Let's move to the Shire. It'll be fun!
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Post by Lee on May 28, 2017 22:38:57 GMT
I mean lets be real, all the way down to my hairy feet-I am a hobbit-I just happen to be 6 foot 3. I still feel like I'm a hobbit where it counts though. I just want to sit around eating all day and having parties occasionally-but never letting my guests out stay their welcome. I am 5'8" so I'm a little closer but clearly not a true Hobbit. I have some hooman blood in me. Yuck. Let's move to the Shire. It'll be fun! I want to live somewhere like that for sure. I'm tired of being the only gay in the village-or at least the only one that I know of.
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 28, 2017 22:42:03 GMT
I am 5'8" so I'm a little closer but clearly not a true Hobbit. I have some hooman blood in me. Yuck. Let's move to the Shire. It'll be fun! I want to live somewhere like that for sure. I'm tired of being the only gay in the village-or at least the only one that I know of. I live in a city outside Pittsburgh, PA that clearly is where all the failed conservatives and religious assholes have gone to retire from that sinner's haven that is Pittsburgh. It sucks. I'm surrounded by people that hate themselves and everything around them. It doesn't help the depression, so I turn to escapism... Like a Lord of the Rings marathon!
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Post by Lee on May 28, 2017 22:45:23 GMT
I want to live somewhere like that for sure. I'm tired of being the only gay in the village-or at least the only one that I know of. I live in a city outside Pittsburgh, PA that clearly is where all the failed conservatives and religious assholes have gone to retire from that sinner's haven that is Pittsburgh. It sucks. I'm surrounded by people that hate themselves and everything around them. It doesn't help the depression, so I turn to escapism... Like a Lord of the Rings marathon! I get that. Eh, just remember you have a friend that is also surrounded by terrible people who I can't relate to. PM me if you ever want or need to talk.
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 28, 2017 23:49:26 GMT
I live in a city outside Pittsburgh, PA that clearly is where all the failed conservatives and religious assholes have gone to retire from that sinner's haven that is Pittsburgh. It sucks. I'm surrounded by people that hate themselves and everything around them. It doesn't help the depression, so I turn to escapism... Like a Lord of the Rings marathon! I get that. Eh, just remember you have a friend that is also surrounded by terrible people who I can't relate to. PM me if you ever want or need to talk. I'll never forget a handsome face as long as there is air to breathe, adventures to be had, and the hope of happiness ahead.
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Post by Lee on May 29, 2017 3:04:46 GMT
I get that. Eh, just remember you have a friend that is also surrounded by terrible people who I can't relate to. PM me if you ever want or need to talk. I'll never forget a handsome face as long as there is air to breathe, adventures to be had, and the hope of happiness ahead. That was beautiful. You are quite the romantic. Your boyfriend is a lucky man.
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 29, 2017 4:13:36 GMT
I'll never forget a handsome face as long as there is air to breathe, adventures to be had, and the hope of happiness ahead. That was beautiful. You are quite the romantic. Your boyfriend is a lucky man. Yeah, he says so, too...when I'm not off spouting salty propaganda about m/m romances in video games. That's when he wants to throw me into the fires of Mount Doom.
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Post by Lee on May 29, 2017 4:25:13 GMT
That was beautiful. You are quite the romantic. Your boyfriend is a lucky man. Yeah, he says so, too...when I'm not off spouting salty propaganda about m/m romances in video games. That's when he wants to throw me into the fires of Mount Doom. Wait he doesn't find that sexy? WTF is wrong with him? (just kidding, don't take offense please!)
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 29, 2017 4:42:05 GMT
Yeah, he says so, too...when I'm not off spouting salty propaganda about m/m romances in video games. That's when he wants to throw me into the fires of Mount Doom. Wait he doesn't find that sexy? WTF is wrong with him? (just kidding, don't take offense please!) I take no offense. Neither does he.
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Post by Lee on May 29, 2017 4:45:05 GMT
Wait he doesn't find that sexy? WTF is wrong with him? (just kidding, don't take offense please!) I take no offense. Neither does he. Good good! Gamer range over legit issues like the LGBT treatment are part of what made me crush on so many guys around here. When Dirk gets salty-I swoon.
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 29, 2017 4:46:28 GMT
I take no offense. Neither does he. Good good! Gamer range over legit issues like the LGBT treatment are part of what made me crush on so many guys around here. When Dirk gets salty-I swoon. Being passionate about something is sexy to me. It can be anything, as long as it is your passion, and I can see your eyes glaze over, your cheeks blush, and see how anxious you are to help me understand. That's what gets me swooning.
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Post by Lee on May 29, 2017 4:56:32 GMT
Good good! Gamer range over legit issues like the LGBT treatment are part of what made me crush on so many guys around here. When Dirk gets salty-I swoon. Being passionate about something is sexy to me. It can be anything, as long as it is your passion, and I can see your eyes glaze over, your cheeks blush, and see how anxious you are to help me understand. That's what gets me swooning. Oh yeah, passionate men are quite attractive often times. Though I guess sometimes the subject at hand is rather important to me. I mean getting super excited about Donald Trump for example...would be a big erection killer.
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on May 29, 2017 5:01:47 GMT
Being passionate about something is sexy to me. It can be anything, as long as it is your passion, and I can see your eyes glaze over, your cheeks blush, and see how anxious you are to help me understand. That's what gets me swooning. Oh yeah, passionate men are quite attractive often times. Though I guess sometimes the subject at hand is rather important to me. I mean getting super excited about Donald Trump for example...would be a big erection killer. That's a very good point. I agree there. I'd rather snog an urak-hai for Seven Minutes in Heaven than even stay in a conversation featuring Trump.
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