obiwancomeblowme
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on Jun 1, 2017 8:34:21 GMT
Hobbits, dwarves, and elves for me... the humans can just go die. I'd be on the first boat off Middle Earth with the elves across the sea. "Ya'll fucked up. I'm out." That's probably my mentality with humanity and Andromeda, in general. Yeah. Humans are pretty boring in LOTR. Though Aragon is super hot in the movies. Which I don't think is true to the books if I remember correctly...he was the fugs in the books maybe... That sounds about right. The hobbits were older than depicted in the movies as well. I think the only handsome race were the elves. |
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Post by Lee on Jun 1, 2017 8:42:08 GMT
Yeah. Humans are pretty boring in LOTR. Though Aragon is super hot in the movies. Which I don't think is true to the books if I remember correctly...he was the fugs in the books maybe... That sounds about right. The hobbits were older than depicted in the movies as well. I think the only handsome race were the elves. Yeah it was rather strange how young they cast all the hobbits to be. Specially Frodo. Though, Elijah is so pretty...tis hard to complain. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2017 15:21:59 GMT
Jurassic Park is probably a funny one. Do you get to play as the dinosaurs or just humans? Both! You can even design your own dinosaur since that is sort of what Jurassic World was about. In any case, what is your favorite race in Middle Earth and why? Elves!!!!!!! (duh  ) Most importantly, they live forever. And have you ever seen a fat or bald or ugly elf? I can live with being attractive as fuck till the end of eternity. Their culture is beautiful as well. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2017 15:23:04 GMT
That sounds about right. The hobbits were older than depicted in the movies as well. I think the only handsome race were the elves. Yeah it was rather strange how young they cast all the hobbits to be. Specially Frodo. Though, Elijah is so pretty...tis hard to complain. It worked out way better this way. No one wants to read about a 50 year old going on an adventure lol |
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Post by nocte on Jun 1, 2017 17:18:06 GMT
My favorite race is elves, to literally nobody's surprise. They're graceful, beautiful and ethereal. I just love elves. They are the best. But the hobbits in the original trilogy are super cute, especially Elijah. I like humans more than dwarves. Eomer and Aragorn are not bad looking. I'm just not really into dwarves. They're sort of the opposite of what I'm into. I do like them slightly more than I used to, though, now that I can't not think of them as tiny papas ever again thanks to gimolas. lol |
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Post by gimolas on Jun 1, 2017 18:08:47 GMT
My favorite race is elves, to literally nobody's surprise. They're graceful, beautiful and ethereal. I just love elves. They are the best. But the hobbits in the original trilogy are super cute, especially Elijah. I like humans more than dwarves. Eomer and Aragorn are not bad looking. I'm just not really into dwarves. They're sort of the opposite of what I'm into. I do like them slightly more than I used to, though, now that I can't not think of them as tiny papas ever again thanks to gimolas . lol Elfies  I kind of waffle on hobbits? I fucking love the Shire, and the main 4 hobbits and Bilbo, it'd be my home if my home could be a fake place lol, but the fact that Bilbo and Frodo are basically the town weirdos didn't bode well for me. I feel like I would be incredibly stifled in hobbit society. Lol. Like they're obviously kind of closed-minded and traditional. I'd want to be a pretty gay elf. Also I think elves have the most interesting culture out of them, which makes sense because Tolkien seemed to favor them. I love tiny papas too tho  *spreads tiny papa propaganda* Also I have this theory based on almost nothing that dwarves are more likely to be gay or asexual, because their gender split is not even (isn't it like, 2/3rds men? Maybe more?) and a lot of them just never get married or reproduce. Lol |
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Post by nocte on Jun 1, 2017 18:30:19 GMT
My favorite race is elves, to literally nobody's surprise. They're graceful, beautiful and ethereal. I just love elves. They are the best. But the hobbits in the original trilogy are super cute, especially Elijah. I like humans more than dwarves. Eomer and Aragorn are not bad looking. I'm just not really into dwarves. They're sort of the opposite of what I'm into. I do like them slightly more than I used to, though, now that I can't not think of them as tiny papas ever again thanks to gimolas . lol Elfies I kind of waffle on hobbits? I fucking love the Shire, and the main 4 hobbits and Bilbo, it'd be my home if my home could be a fake place lol, but the fact that Bilbo and Frodo are basically the town weirdos didn't bode well for me. I feel like I would be incredibly stifled in hobbit society. Lol. Like they're obviously kind of closed-minded and traditional. I'd want to be a pretty gay elf. Also I think elves have the most interesting culture out of them, which makes sense because Tolkien seemed to favor them. I love tiny papas too tho *spreads tiny papa propaganda* Also I have this theory based on almost nothing that dwarves are more likely to be gay or asexual, because their gender split is not even (isn't it like, 2/3rds men? Maybe more?) and a lot of them just never get married or reproduce. Lol Yeah, I like the hobbits actually in the movie, but they kind of go out of their way to say in the movies/books that it's actually not normal for hobbits to go on adventures and everything. They seem pretty stuffy. lol I agree the elves have the most interesting culture, because of course I do. But the question is, are you a Rivendell or Mirkwood elf? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2017 18:38:54 GMT
Elfies I kind of waffle on hobbits? I fucking love the Shire, and the main 4 hobbits and Bilbo, it'd be my home if my home could be a fake place lol, but the fact that Bilbo and Frodo are basically the town weirdos didn't bode well for me. I feel like I would be incredibly stifled in hobbit society. Lol. Like they're obviously kind of closed-minded and traditional. I'd want to be a pretty gay elf. Also I think elves have the most interesting culture out of them, which makes sense because Tolkien seemed to favor them. I love tiny papas too tho *spreads tiny papa propaganda* Also I have this theory based on almost nothing that dwarves are more likely to be gay or asexual, because their gender split is not even (isn't it like, 2/3rds men? Maybe more?) and a lot of them just never get married or reproduce. Lol Yeah, I like the hobbits actually in the movie, but they kind of go out of their way to say in the movies/books that it's actually not normal for hobbits to go on adventures and everything. They seem pretty stuffy. lol I agree the elves have the most interesting culture, because of course I do. But the question is, are you a Rivendell or Mirkwood elf? Rivendell all the way  Elrond is boss. I didn't care for dwarves until the Hobbit trilogy; Gimli was such a cliche (ironic, I know, since he's probably the first) of the bumbling bearded beer-loving short guy played for laughs. He grosses me out, sort of like Oghren. But Thorin ( ), Kili, Fili are so good-looking, and more importantly, all the dwarves in the company are individuals (some stand out more than others) and I can start to see them as a real people. I think some of the company should have been gender-swapped though. Six films and not a single female dwarf, so ridiculous. |
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Post by gimolas on Jun 1, 2017 18:39:15 GMT
Elfies I kind of waffle on hobbits? I fucking love the Shire, and the main 4 hobbits and Bilbo, it'd be my home if my home could be a fake place lol, but the fact that Bilbo and Frodo are basically the town weirdos didn't bode well for me. I feel like I would be incredibly stifled in hobbit society. Lol. Like they're obviously kind of closed-minded and traditional. I'd want to be a pretty gay elf. Also I think elves have the most interesting culture out of them, which makes sense because Tolkien seemed to favor them. I love tiny papas too tho *spreads tiny papa propaganda* Also I have this theory based on almost nothing that dwarves are more likely to be gay or asexual, because their gender split is not even (isn't it like, 2/3rds men? Maybe more?) and a lot of them just never get married or reproduce. Lol Yeah, I like the hobbits actually in the movie, but they kind of go out of their way to say in the movies/books that it's actually not normal for hobbits to go on adventures and everything. They seem pretty stuffy. lol I agree the elves have the most interesting culture, because of course I do. But the question is, are you a Rivendell or Mirkwood elf? Oh no. Is this a test? Lol Mirkwood because... well, having Elrond as a leader would probably be nicer, and he's a good-looking guy, but I want to serve Thranduil.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2017 18:40:18 GMT
Yeah, I like the hobbits actually in the movie, but they kind of go out of their way to say in the movies/books that it's actually not normal for hobbits to go on adventures and everything. They seem pretty stuffy. lol I agree the elves have the most interesting culture, because of course I do. But the question is, are you a Rivendell or Mirkwood elf? Oh no. Is this a test? Lol Mirkwood because... well, having Elrond as a leader would probably be nicer, and he's a good-looking guy, but I want to serve Thranduil. Buzzkiller here; they were/are both married already and I believe are past the "sex" stage of elven life spans |
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Post by gimolas on Jun 1, 2017 18:43:22 GMT
Oh no. Is this a test? Lol Mirkwood because... well, having Elrond as a leader would probably be nicer, and he's a good-looking guy, but I want to serve Thranduil. Buzzkiller here; they were/are both married already and I believe are past the "sex" stage of elven life spans Don't care, gonna seduce them anyway. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2017 18:45:03 GMT
Buzzkiller here; they were/are both married already and I believe are past the "sex" stage of elven life spans Don't care, gonna seduce them anyway. Go for it  I do have a bit of a crush on Elrond; I'm weird though and have a thing for the faithful husband/wife types (Tuvok from Star Trek). |
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Post by gimolas on Jun 1, 2017 18:48:03 GMT
Don't care, gonna seduce them anyway. Go for it I do have a bit of a crush on Elrond; I'm weird though and have a thing for the faithful husband/wife types (Tuvok from Star Trek). I'm monogamous as shit to be honest, but hypothetically speaking in this situation that could never happen, I'd fuck my way through all of Rivendell, Mirkwood and Lothlorien, then to the Grey Havens and beyond. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2017 18:52:53 GMT
Go for it I do have a bit of a crush on Elrond; I'm weird though and have a thing for the faithful husband/wife types (Tuvok from Star Trek). I'm monogamous as shit to be honest, but hypothetically speaking in this situation that could never happen, I'd fuck my way through all of Rivendell, Mirkwood and Lothlorien, then to the Grey Havens and beyond. You'd become super famous. Imagine one of the scouts sighting you from afar. His heart starts pounding with anticipation. "He... He's here!" he cries, fumbling for his horn (the special "Gimolas approacheth" horn) and giving it a few short-breathed blows. Around the forest, elven men begin to murmur to one another; fights break out, and cries of, "I'll have him first!" and "No, Gimolas cares for ME the most!" Galadriel and the women roll their eyes and decide to go on a mini-holiday. |
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Post by gimolas on Jun 1, 2017 18:56:06 GMT
I'm monogamous as shit to be honest, but hypothetically speaking in this situation that could never happen, I'd fuck my way through all of Rivendell, Mirkwood and Lothlorien, then to the Grey Havens and beyond. You'd become super famous. Imagine one of the scouts sighting you from afar. His heart starts pounding with anticipation. "He... He's here!" he cries, fumbling for his horn (the special "Gimolas approacheth" horn) and giving it a few short-breathed blows. Around the forest, elven men begin to murmur to one another; fights break out, and cries of, "I'll have him first!" and "No, Gimolas cares for ME the most!" Galadriel and the women roll their eyes and decide to go on a mini-holiday. Lmfao! That's a great mental image, thank you  Especially if my name in that universe was literally Gimolas, a ship name. I mean it COULD be a name, it sounds like one. |
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obiwancomeblowme
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on Jun 1, 2017 18:56:15 GMT
Yeah it was rather strange how young they cast all the hobbits to be. Specially Frodo. Though, Elijah is so pretty...tis hard to complain. It worked out way better this way. No one wants to read about a 50 year old going on an adventure lol I remember starting to read Fellowship after the movie and was like, "why is Frodo old? No way, I want the movie Frodo!" And never picked up the books again until...a few days ago. I'm going to pretend they're younger as I read it. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2017 19:00:02 GMT
It worked out way better this way. No one wants to read about a 50 year old going on an adventure lol I remember starting to read Fellowship after the movie and was like, "why is Frodo old? No way, I want the movie Frodo!" And never picked up the books again until...a few days ago. I'm going to pretend they're younger as I read it. Pretend they're a longer-lived species, so 30 is like 15 for them lmao |
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Post by nocte on Jun 1, 2017 19:04:32 GMT
Yeah, I like the hobbits actually in the movie, but they kind of go out of their way to say in the movies/books that it's actually not normal for hobbits to go on adventures and everything. They seem pretty stuffy. lol I agree the elves have the most interesting culture, because of course I do. But the question is, are you a Rivendell or Mirkwood elf? Oh no. Is this a test? Lol Mirkwood because... well, having Elrond as a leader would probably be nicer, and he's a good-looking guy, but I want to serve Thranduil. Haha. No, it's not a test because I love both, so there's no wrong answer. I can never decide which one I want to be. Mirkwood is so pretty and sooooo elfy, but Rivendell is also really beautiful and interesting. |
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Post by nocte on Jun 1, 2017 19:06:48 GMT
I'll be honest, I read the books after watching the movies and I didn't realize/remember that Frodo was actually old. lol I guess I mentally blocked that out, because he was always Elijah in my mind.
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obiwancomeblowme
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Post by obiwancomeblowme on Jun 1, 2017 19:12:39 GMT
I remember starting to read Fellowship after the movie and was like, "why is Frodo old? No way, I want the movie Frodo!" And never picked up the books again until...a few days ago. I'm going to pretend they're younger as I read it. Pretend they're a longer-lived species, so 30 is like 15 for them lmao Like Chiss! |
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) Most importantly, they live forever. And have you ever seen a fat or bald or ugly elf? I can live with being attractive as fuck till the end of eternity. Their culture is beautiful as well. 
*spreads tiny papa propaganda* Also I have this theory based on almost nothing that dwarves are more likely to be gay or asexual, because their gender split is not even (isn't it like, 2/3rds men? Maybe more?) and a lot of them just never get married or reproduce. Lol
Elrond is boss.
I do have a bit of a crush on Elrond; I'm weird though and have a thing for the faithful husband/wife types (Tuvok from Star Trek).
Especially if my name in that universe was literally Gimolas, a ship name. I mean it COULD be a name, it sounds like one. 
